Monday, September 24, 2007

Searching for Criminal Masterminds

I would like to take this opportunity to call out to all budding criminals everywhere to step up their fucking game. I mean, a combination of anti-ADD drugs, food additives, lack of understanding of the fundamentals of birth control and poor parenting should have us surrounded by flesh eating sociopaths who communicate entirely through emoticons or Internet speak in just a few more years. Soon we'll have the pleasure of watching the little bastards kick us to death as their speedy little fingers text away (Dy u fukr!). Can plans for world domination be so far behind? Dream bigger little thugs, dare to dream bigger.

While we're waiting for supervillians we can be entertained by this guy. Clearly Blofeld here is a bastion of the old guard, and one from my hometown. (thanks Boing Boing)

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